Billy Bragg, cockney protest song writer and Jeremy Corbyn supporter, has promised Mick Hucknall that the new Labour leader will find him a better job than bin man it has emerged.
Hucknall has been a refuse collector for over 12 years now. His music career faltered when his fans realised he was shite.
'My good friend and fellow tune slaughterer Billy has said Jeremy will commission me to do a remix of 'The Red Flag' for the youth.'
'I can connect with young people. I love Wham and Duran Duran as much just as they do. Me and Jezza are right there with our fingers on the increasingly thready and erratic pulse.'
'I have been told that I can't meet Mr. Corbyn though. Despite being a reknowned liberal and lover of people of all creeds and colours, even he says he hates gingers.'
