An older man with a white beard preaching peace, unity and understanding has inexplicably become leader of the Labour party.
Standing on a anti-war, pro poor people, hope inspiring policies, God said 'I am hoping people take me at face value.'
He continued 'I know these policies of prosperity for all and a long and healthy life for the poor are an aberration in the modern world, but I'm hoping to change people's minds'
'Of course, I have to work against the devil. Media barons I believe you call them.'
'And there are one or two policies that are unpopular. Having multiple wives and keeping slaves is apparently wrong. Who knew? But I'm still hopeful.'
