David Cameron has announced that far from just hating people in Yorkshire, he hates people in Lancashire just as much.
'I want to reassure people from Yorkshire that my feelings of barely hidden contempt extend to Lancashire as well. There is no preference across the pennines.'
'I'm not a huge fan of people from Cheshire either. The county of Merseyside can fuck off. Greater Manchester is shit. Cumbria and Northumberland are equally wank. And Tyne & Wear is a bastard.'
'Do you vote Tory? No? Well guess what? Not only have I got utter contempt for you, I will actively try to make your life worse.'
'I'm a bitter evil cunt like that. And I can get away with saying all this and you know why?'
'All the major papers fund me and won't bother reporting it. So fuck you. Fuck you all. Fuck you all right up Corbyn's backside.'
