Those in Britain who are desperately poor or chronically disabled and being forced to work and scrambling to find a poor child that has died from poverty who is also photogenic and cute it has been revealed.
'We are struggling to buy food and we are almost homeless and desperation is making me suicidal' said Paul Turner, family man who was made redundant.
'The government ignores our plight and the right wing press bullies and blames us for our predicament.'
'My neighbour, who has a degenerative spinal disorder and is paraplegic has been declared fit to work. He can't even feed himself.'
'We are so desperate for some compassion, money and help. Is it a cute dead kid we need to get this? Is that what we need to get people to give a shit? I'll find one. I'm desperate.'