Cheryl has announced that body shaming should be outlawed as people express concern about her weight it was revealed.
Cheryl, who has been mourning the loss of her father, said 'I am healthy and ok. People deal with loss in different ways. I cope by stoppiiiiiiiiii-!'
It was at this point that Cheryl fell between the bars on a grid and disappeared into the sewers.
'She'll be fine down there' said council worker Geoff Kendall.
'Sarah Harding lives down there spending her time dipping her face into the noxious chemicals in the hope of a cheap face peel and lift.'
'And Nicola Roberts bleaches her skin in the effluent. She will fit right in.'
