Comedians are taking a mass rest at a celebrity relaxation centre it has emerged today.
After spending the past 24 hours filling their time making gags about pig fucking, the sheer volume of material has led to a mass breakdown and overload of the humour centres of the brain.
'It's a recognised phenomenom' said Professor Charles Langtree of The Felchfield Institute.
'The last time it happened it emerged that Edwina Currie had been boffing John Major.'
'The sheer shock to the system causes a sort of gag overload. Comedians are used to scraping material together from the weakest of beginnings.'
'It's like chucking a swimming pool in front of someone who has spent 30 days in a desert. Overly grateful, ecstatic but liable to drown like a young, gay man at Michael Barrymore's house.