After the tragic death of a 12 year old boy in a freak ice skating accident, friends and relatives have been paying tribute to the much loved young lad.
'He was my angel, my darling, a wonderful young boy full of life' said his mum Trudy.
'I always enjoyed my monthly trips to McDonalds with him. He was always so generous in buying me a Big Mac meal with his pocket money' said Dave, one of his gene donors.
And at his school there was a gushing outporing of love.
'He was a character. You always knew he was there. And he came alive in the playing field' said his headteacher, Mike Duggan.
'Who am I kidding? He was an annoying little gobshite! Always fucking about in class, showing off whilst bullying the clever kids or kicking the chubsters.'
'He took pleasure in making other kids cry. He was an obnoxious little cunt and thankfully, based on his father, we've put an end to a bloodline of buckets of rancid jizz.'
'Good riddance to the little fucknugget.'
