Republican Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced his first official policy of the new shadow cabinet today.
Speaking from the Comrades Club, a working men's club in Burnley, Mr. Corbyn said 'It is essential the head of state shows her capacity and fitness to fulfil her duties.'
'As such, Her Majesty will have to complete the Times crossword, complete a Sudoku with only 3 numbers already filled in and complete 30 sit-ups.'
'If she completes these tests satisfactorily, she will be made to run a marathon, eat a Big Mac and spend a week living in a council house with a crack dealer.'
'Basically, whatever it takes to break the bitch!'
