The ability to avoid touching another human being, find a seat with out chewing gum on it and not upset a curvy woman by asking when she is due is now a degree subject.
Offered by The Felchfield Institute, modules include 'Introduction to Sideways Walking', 'Advanced Conversation Avoidance', 'The Theory of Saving Money for a Car' and 'Pretend Deafness in Proximity of Old Women'.
'It's our most over subscribed course' said head of faculty Dr. Sally Bolles.
'After we had 300,000 submissions for our new course last year, 'Twat Foods & The Twats that Eat Them', we realised there was a market for practical courses rhat help us navigate the world of cunts we negotiate our way through every day.'
'Look out for next years 'Poor People Pointing'. We're after some of that Oxbridge money.'
