Ireland is to undertake a course of education on how to be a little bit less angry it has been announced.
As people suffer from an increase in the ire of others, a name change to ChillLand or Easyland is being considered.
'It's oh so easy to let your hackles be raised, usually by some southern english bastard who makes a crack about paddys or the potato famine like it's fucking funny' said Mick O'Stereotype.
'Here I am trying to nuzzle a Guinness into bed and all I see is British TV with Daniel O'Fucking Donnell dancing to Irish Eyes with shamrocks on the dancefloor and the vacant look of someone desperately trying to hide his true sexuality.'
'It makes me fucking livid. But apparently that's bad for me so it's best if I, along with my fellow countrymen, take this course, relax, calm down and accept my lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's life.'
