Drivers who don't realise mini-roundabouts are identical to normal roundabouts nut are just smaller are tobe culled it has been announced.
After Greg Hundt was found not guilty of massacring three drivers who refused to enter the mini-roundabout, it is to become a national policy.
'How hard is it to just treat it as a roundabout?' said Hundt.
'I approached and the three other exits had drivers all looking at each other, stuck in their mutual confusion. So I just drove on ahead, parked up after the roundabout, went back, and caved their heads in with a jack.'
'If you too don't want to be bludgeoned to death, follow these simple steps: It's a roundabout. Look to your right. Is it clear? Then fucking go!'
