Kenny Loggins, writer if many famous 80s movie theme tunes, is to write the new British national anthem it has been announced.
Loggins, famous for his guitar power riffs and upbeat tempos, is to recast the Queen as a modern, independent woman in crazy love with a dashing Greek prince.
'In the video, Peter André palys the part of Prince Philip, a man who is naval officer by day, male stripper by night.' said Loggins.
'The Queen, or 'Libby', played by Kerry Katona, is a jet setter who feels the need to grace poor people with her presence and beauty to make them feel better about their lives.'
'She stumbles upon 'Long Dong Silvers', a bar with an exotic secret. Here she sees Philip perform and she is besotted.'
'We will reuse the music from 'Highway to the Dangerzone' from Top Gun.
'The first two lines of your new anthem's chorus are already written. They are: 'Ma-je-sty needs the greek bone! 'Ride inside Queen's Furry cone!'
'I think it's a winner.'