Professional patriarchy reinforcers and self haters, the 'Loose Women', put a poll out on their TV show asking if it is ever a woman's fault if she is raped it was revealed.

Ruth Langsford, June Sarpong, Nadia Sawalha and Janet Street-Porter decided it is worthy, after their 'Is it ok murder people?' and 'Is it ok to stab people repeatedly?' polls to ask 'Is it ever a woman's fault if she is raped?'

'We thought that we could ask absolutely anything we wanted as long as it gets headlines and people watching our increasingly self-parodying show' said producer Helen Shellful, who acknowledges Katie Hopkins as a role model.

'Apparently, it's not ok to ask if things that are absolutes might be ok to actually do. And there was me thinking poking children with sticks covered in dogshit was acceptable behaviour, especially if it kills them.'

'But no. Apparently there are absolute wrongs. Who knew? What's that smell? Burning Pankhurst you say? Who?!?'

 
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