Refugees escaping war, persecution and poverty who are already incorrectly labelled 'migrants' are to be renamed with the most offensive term possible it has been announced.
As rich European countries refuse to accept any responsiblity towards nations that it has colonised in the past and recent wars it has provoked, relatively comfortable Europeans refuse to donate a few pence from the thousands they pay in tax each year to help people who are less fortunate than themselves.
'They've only got themselves to blame. Being all brown and foreign and not speaking English' said British village dweller Anthony Cecil-Hawking.
'So there are plenty of new words we can use. Old favourites like dagos and wops are a bit too nation specific.'
'Erm, Detritus? Wastage? Scum? Yes. Scum. That will do it.'
As rich European countries refuse to accept any responsiblity towards nations that it has colonised in the past and recent wars it has provoked, relatively comfortable Europeans refuse to donate a few pence from the thousands they pay in tax each year to help people who are less fortunate than themselves.
'They've only got themselves to blame. Being all brown and foreign and not speaking English' said British village dweller Anthony Cecil-Hawking.
'So there are plenty of new words we can use. Old favourites like dagos and wops are a bit too nation specific.'
'Erm, Detritus? Wastage? Scum? Yes. Scum. That will do it.'