Benjamin Netanyahu has been shown to be a serious international statesman with a major award from a sporting body it has bern revealed.
Awarded with the 'World Fencing Supporter' top accolade, Netanyahu looked humble and grateful.
'I thank you for this award. I believe you have been misled somewhat, but am grateful for your recognition.'
'If you would like to see me in action, watch our border with Syria over the next few days.'
'You will see it get less barbed wirey and a lot more concretey and altogether more soldiery and shooty.'
'We've already got our own Muslim refugee crisis. Though I fully understand why these Syrian refugees want us to deal with them.
'We are so gentle, fair and even handed with our Palestinian infestation after all.'