Nigel Farage has announced UKIP's EU withdrawal policy and their proposals for an alternative.
But nobody is listening it has emerged.
'Together, we can save Britain from the Eurocrats and save the pound.' said Mr.Farage.
'Where are you? Is there anybody there? I have some rather inflammatory things to say. Where have you all gone? That Corbyn bloke can't be that interesting can he?'
'Please listen to me. I am the most interesting person you will ever hear speak. Surely he can't be saying anything more interesting or contentious than me?
'Can he? Can he?!?'
'Hello?!??!'
