Family Use Food Bank After 37 Guilt Trip Direct Debits Leave Account
A family in Devon has started using a food bank after having their account cleared out by charities it has been announced.
Geoff Tramel, a chinchilla farmer, has signed up for 37 different charity direct debits leaving his account empty.
'I always feel so guilty' said Mr. Tramel.
'All the poor children and the old people and the epidemics. I have to help. I can't stop myself.'
I had a call only yesterday from an old woman who desperately needs a second mobility scooter for her door knocking to collect money for her self-funding charity. The poor old dear.'
'Though my wife says I'm a gullible twat who should grow a pair of hairy bollocks. It sounds rather harsh I feel.'