As Britain uses drones to bomb Syria, David Cameron has announced that parliament will be dissolved immediately.
Speaking from 10 Downing Street, which will be renamed Dave's Palace, the Prime Minister said 'Parliamentiary votes are just a joke you know.'
'We just do them to look busy. I pretty much decide everything myself and if anyone disobeys I feed them to Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth of the Lizard People.'
'That Syria vote that Labour opposed? It was just to make Ed Miliband look slightly less shit. Which was a struggle as he did such a good job himself.'
Conservative backbenchers have resisted this change but the Prime Minister has used the Tory whips. Leathery, well greased and bound to hurt, Mr. Cameron is not to be trifled with.
