Refugees who will now fall under the quota system and be assigned a safe European country have started to rebel in protest it has emerged.
Accepting that they need to settle in any safe country, the group has nevertheless started the 'Anywhere but Belgium, Christ Please!!' protest.
Asaf Ribandi from Syria said 'Obviously I would prefer Germany or Sweden. But I am fine with France or Poland or Lithuania. Anywhere safe is the key here.'
'But not pissing Belgium. It's so boring. Belgium, world famous for its, err, no, nothing.'
'I'm not living in a country whose claim to fame is it is the most forgettable country. I don't care if they are the only people who speak Flemish. Speaking a language that sounds like you have a throat infection is not a good thing.'
'So please, Hungary with its racist Prime Minister or Poland with its vigorous gay hate are preferable to that pit of despair.'