Zoologist and aetheist Richard Dawkins has completed his transition into the Most Reverend Richard Dawkins of Nairobi.
Dawkins, whose recent criticism of an amateur 14 year old scientist, saw the light and repented his sins.
'I suddenly realised that my condemnation of this boy and my belief it was a conspiracy to make him famous were ridiculous.'
'Plus, I'm a totally miserable bastard who sucks the joy out of everything. God told me I had to seek forgiveness.'
However, evolutionary biologist Professor Charles Langtree of the Felchfield Institute released an alternative explantion.
'Every biologist is sick of him ruining our name. So I spiked his tea with acid, put on white robes and a big fake beard and told him to, well, basically to stop being a twat.'
'It seems to have worked. I think I will try it on my teenage son next.'