This morning's supermoon has been largely ignored by other superhero celestial objects it has emerged.
Supermoon, who stretched to his largest and reddest, has failed to impress his fellow special powered colleagues.
'Oooh, look at me, I'm slightly bigger and redder' said SpiderSun.
'So what? I fart and shoot out flames millions of miles long. Match that, so called supermoon'
'I can fluctuate my magnetic field and make those ants on the blue marble lose their shit when their iPhones stop working. It's hilarious, isn't it BatComet?'
BatComet seemed to be daydreaming and hadn't heard his name at this point.
'Pay attention you little bitch, or I'll melt your arse!' said SpiderSun
