After Freddie Krueger was unsuccessful with his murder of Wes Craven in his dreams, he instead gave him a brain tumour that has slowly become malignant over time it was revealed.

Speaking from his dream kingdom, Freddie said 'I couldn't kill him in his dreams.'

'Anyone whose mind is sick enough to conjure the horrors he put on film is immune to my kind of murder.'

'But I got him in the end. I've been growing that tumour for years. Finally got the freaky fucker.'

Meanwhile Mr. Craven's ghost said it was going to haunt Quentin Tarantino for all eternity after his criticism of Scream.

'Just stick to making overstylised films with unrealistic dialogue that are essentially about nothing, there's a good wanker.' said Mr. Craven's ghost.


 
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