As Holland prepares to present its report into the MH17 crash in Ukraine, Russia is releaing its own report it has been announced.
Holland refused to accept the evidence gathered by Russia as it had no basis in science said Dr. Ellis De Vries.
'You can't just make some stuff up and call it evidence.' he said.
'They poured bleach all over the plane, moved all the evidence and trampled over the crash site.'
'Then they used a monkey that has been fed a diet of genetically altered bananas and LSD to write a report about it.'
'What the fuck?!? Stop making shit up. And stop shovelling it down the throats of your increasingly gullible and stupid people. I though Americans were stupid but they are nothing compared to Russians.'
'Dickheads.'