Women who are larger than a size 14 are to continue to be segregated against in shops it has been announced.
Body confidence and attacking body shaming will be ignored in the continued drive to embarrass larger women.
'We are already driven upstairs where the beautiful people passing the shop outside can't see us' said Anne Hughes, 30, of Cleveleys.
'New signage is being put out with creatures from the Lord of The Rings pointing upstairs or signs simply saying 'Trolls' and an arrow.'
'New Look have abandoned all pretence at caring about us and just have a special extra wide door with a sign above saying 'Fat Lasses'.
'Because we enjoy treatment like that. We enjoy being made to feel hideous rather than people accepting us for who we are are.'
'The cunts.'