People have been submitting their entries for fantasy headline of the year it has been announced.
Early popular leads include 'Piers Morgan: My Trials With Syphilis', 'Cameron Caught Short With Horse and Cow' and 'Trump Admitted to Mensa'
But the runaway lead so far has been 'IDS Shot Through Face with Bazooka'.
'It's an indication both of the passion and inventiveness of the British people' said media commentator Ash Kennedy.
'Ian Duncan Smith is, of course, a distasteful character, responsible for the deaths of many people.'
'To want him dead is understandable. But the British people want spectacle, excitement and something a little unusual. Having your head blown off by a high explosive warhead to the face certainly qualifies.'