Britain First supporters have described having strange mixed feelings inside themselves which they don't understand.

Speaking from inside his cave, Britain First leader Paul Golding said 'I don't get it. She can make cakes.'

'They were a bit spicy sometimes but accoeding to that greying white scouser they were really good. And he's white.'

'Shouldn't she be making curries and bombs and eating halal coco pops? I really don't get it.'

'She smiles and laughs and makes people around her feel good and she's sort of beautiful. I think I love her. And hate her, with her Muslamic chanting and Allah hoodies.'

'I'm really confused. My tiny little cock twitches when I look at her. She looks so lovely and fresh whereas I look like a 70 year olds scrotum despite being only 34. And my haircut is from the 90s.'

'Someone bring me a burning cross immediately. I need to worship it and burn some books on it. That will make he feel better.'
 
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