Autocues and teleprompters have gone on a national strike it has been revealed after refusing to display any more Tory lies.
Speaking from the Conservative conference in Manchester, Brian, a model 2X/P teleprompter said 'I can't permit these lies to be peddled on me any longer.'
'It was bad enough in the Blair years when his 'off the cuff' comments had been scripted, rehearsed, focus grouped, translated into latin, translated back to english, focus grouped again before finally being typed up and displayed on me.'
'But what I have displayed over the last 2 weeks has been abomnibal. Calling Jeremy Corbyn a terrorist, anti immigration crap. I'm sick of it. So myself and my colleagues are refusing to work until truth, and not bollocks, is displayed.'
'And the same goes for any Michael McIntyre show. No more!'
