As the SNP conference gets into full swing with Nicola Sturgeon giving a rousing speech, London based journalists have been welcomed with open arms in Aberdeen.
English journalists from the BBC, ITV and Sky have been treated to a special reception laid on in their honour.
'This is a thank you from us to them' said delegate Charlie Guthrie.
'During the referendum they squarely refused to report our opinion as the neutral opinion and as such we say they were biased tae fuck.'
'So as a loving gesture, we have prepard haggis crumble with custard, neaps amd tatties with jelly and crispy batter that has been deep fried, dipped in batter again. And deep fried.'
'Now eat it. Eat it all. Eat it all you english cunts. If you don't, you're fucking racist.'
