The thick fog that has enveloped the UK today has lead over 8 million people to breathe a sigh of relief it has emerged.
The inability to see London has led to a jaunty spring in the step of Londoners.
Ash Kennedy, a bicycle courier from Clacton said 'This is best morning to go to work in ages.'
'I can't see any of the horrific sky scrapers. I can't see any of those bloody awful moving shuffling things on pavements. People! That's it, people.'
'But best of all I can't see any of the articulated lorries or buses that will inevitably kill me this morning with their general hatred for every other road user.'
'My death will be quick, peaceful and I won't see it coming. And I won't have to look into the faces of the gawping crowd that gathers round my increasingly lifeless body as they film my slow passing on their smartphones and somehow deem it appropriate to take selfies next to my corpse.'
'Wankers.'