Today's Pointless, the popular tea time quiz, was invaded by lads mag jounalists.
Led by Grub Smith, all 10 proceeded to give lurid answers to questions. When asked to name books that famous fictional spies had appeared in, Smith said that Jack Ryan had appeared in Clunge and Pleasant Felater.
Host Alexander Armstrong, with his new hair growth, struggled to maintain control of the pack of rampant hacks and had to stop proceedings when the editor of Zoo attempted to mount Richard Osman.
Osman later said, 'I have enough challenges in life without testosterone fuelled neanderthals trying to mate with my leg. Can we send them back to boarding school where they belong?'