The election of the radical left Syriza party in Greece has caused eruptions amongst many leading world financiers.
Head of Wall Street mega-broker Clawsons, Chip Templeton, said today that their plans were unsustainable and would lead to economic collapse.
‘The new Greek guys say they want to tax their oligarchs and give the money to the poor. But trickle down economics doesn’t work this way. A billionaire will buy thousands of copy’s of a CD and that money will go to pay music shop workers. In no way will he just buy one copy and keep all the cash for himself. After all, it has never failed before has it?’
An anonymous financial expert working on behalf of Syriza said ‘Our people would like to get through a day without having to sell their organs so they can buy bread. If they can merely work 14 hour days for €2 an hour then they may be able to buy some potatoes. As for clothing they will probably have to use the potato sacks.’