'Musician', planet saver and person who buys his favourite hat its own first class seat, Bono, has been filmed in an racially abusive attack on elephants.
Whilst visitting India to raise awareness of the latest UN campaign and to apologise again for that shit album he forced on every Apple owner, he attacked the nations favourite animal.
'I hate them' he said. 'Look at their stupid wrinkly skin and big, weird long noses. But what I hate most is their stupid little ears. They're shit compared to African ones. They are massive flappy feckers but these Indian ones have tiny little micro ears. I hate the Indians but love the Africans. And please don't edit this so it's just that last sentence.'
Dr. Angad Majumdar of the International Elephant Race Equality Commission explained to Bono 'They have evolved differently. It is hotter in Africa so they evolved with larger ears to lose excess heat.'
'Who cares about science?' responded Bono. 'It's all about cool. Africans are cool and Indians are crap. Again, I'm talking about the elephants.'
