Pippa Middleton, who has been attempting to forge a media career in the US, looks to have failed in her endeavour.
Speaking of the cancellation of future shows and interviews, her US representative, Gerry Klein, said 'Pippa is a unique young woman'
He continued 'It was important we tried to create this media career. Being related to royalty is a great selling point.'
'We just assumed that by having emerged from the same womb as a woman who went on to become a Princess, she would be great at everything.'
'It turns out her main skill is her ability to have lots of innappropriatly positioned photographs taken of her. Otherwise, she is a vacuous twat with no discernible talent of her own.'
'Who knew?'