David Icke, conspiracy theorist and fucking loon, says all of the Beatles were replaced by space aliens in 1964.
Quoting a source, Icke said 'The Fab Four, which is actually short for The Fabricated Four, entered a studio on 4th August 1964 and never left. Instead four balls of energy got into a limousine and transformed into clones.'
He continued 'They were then rigorously trained in song writing, back stabbing and drug taking. My source, Terry Lewis, known locally in Liverpool as 'Fucking Mental Terry' told me so.'
Icke was questioned over the reliability of his source.
'He has supplied me with good information in the past.' said Icke
'Did you know the Liver Birds on the Liver building stop Liverpool sinking into the sea? And Cilla Black is actually the reincarnation of Cleopatra? It's all part of the Illuminati's plan for us you know.'