David Camerom is an ardent football supporter it emerged today.
Such is his passion for the sport that he actually supports all the teams.
'I am not just an Aston Villa fan' he said.
'I support Liverpool and Manchester United and Birmingham City and any team that will get me attention and votes at the time.'
'I'm a sort of floating supporter. About as decided in mind as people who will gladly vote for both us and the Labour party'
We witnessed the astonishing scenes at the press conference this morning and found his lack of conviction astonishing even for a politician.
So we went and got utterly wankered in a pub and cried at how utterly futile every fucking thing is.
Such is his passion for the sport that he actually supports all the teams.
'I am not just an Aston Villa fan' he said.
'I support Liverpool and Manchester United and Birmingham City and any team that will get me attention and votes at the time.'
'I'm a sort of floating supporter. About as decided in mind as people who will gladly vote for both us and the Labour party'
We witnessed the astonishing scenes at the press conference this morning and found his lack of conviction astonishing even for a politician.
So we went and got utterly wankered in a pub and cried at how utterly futile every fucking thing is.