A beached sperm whale in San Francisco has lead to other sea going mammals to openly mock it.
Chris, a Jizz Dolphin said 'Look at that fat bastard. Pete his name is. We told him over and over again to stop going inshore. Just stay in the open sea we said. But he never listens.'
Dave, a Spaff Porpoise concurred.
'Always with the culture. 'Oh I want to see Frisco, I want to go to Chinatown.' How many more time though Pete, you don't have legs and they hate it being called Frisco.'
We asked for comments from other species but neither the Spunk Seals or Man Fat Manatees would leave the salty brine.