Yesterday saw the release of the Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens second teaser trailer.
And what a spectacle it was. New storm troopers, a Luke Skywalker voiceover and the Millennium Falcon going right up someones tail pipe.
But sections were censored for taste and decency.
Speaking from his specially built Recuperation & Lathe Room, Harrison Ford discusses the experience.
'It's a good second trailer. It's filled with emotion and action. It was an enjoyable experience and I am satisfied with my performance.'
'But fucking hell, Chewie has a got a fucking mountain of grey pubes!'
'He dyes the rest of it. Doesn't look like he's aged a day. But he likes to go 'au naturele' in the crotch jungle.'
'At least he is washing now. Last time there was the lingering smell of stale wookie cock everywhere. It was disgusting.'