Sepp Blatter has spent the last 24 hours wandering aimlessly around the corridors of his office it has emerged.

CCTV footage from his palatial workplace show an increasingly confused Blatter opening office doors, saying 'Hello?' and wandering off.

'It's pretty obvious that he has no idea that everyone has been arrested' said FBI Special Agent Tuck Pendleton.

'To be honest we have a filing cabinet full of evidence showing he has been taking bribes aswell. But look at him? You can't arrest him. He's like a lame old dog with cataracts searching for his owner.'

'Maybe I'll get one of the sharp shooters to put him out of his misery. He's had many years of faithful service to his corporate masters. Best to end the suffering.'


 
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