The BBC is to launch a spin off show from Flog It! its was announced yesterday.
Entitled 'Fuck It!' teams of two contestants and an antiques expert will hunt for valuable and saleable antiques.
Then they can, rather than take them to auction, sit back on the sofa, kick their feet up and get slowly wankered on supermarket brand lager or try to mate with the antique.
The winner will be whoever breaks down in a fit of mental despair first.
'It's a unique format we think is ideally suited to daytime television watched primarily by students and old people.' said a BBC spokesman.
'Getting slowly twatted on horse piss lager will lead to a quick breakdown of the person's psychological state.'
'But so will sticking your cock into an 18th century vase with gold trim and giving it a new pearl effect'
'It's the format we have been looking for for the desperate and deranged which, lets face it, is most of the daytime TV audience.'