A cross section of liberal thinking and left leaning rationalists are today suffering from extreme worry over the potential damage done to Mo Farah's reputation.

Concern that Farah may have been involved in doping himself has led to feelings of panic and dread.

'I don't know what to do' said Ash Kennedy as he munched his organic oat crunch.

'I am a militant aetheist and despise the destruction that religion is doing to our society. But Mo Farah is an example of a devout yet liberal Muslim who I can't help but fawn over because he is so wonderful and black.'

'He shows the stupid people that not all Muslims are bad and that some are pure and good. What if he is a doper though? That is ruined!'

In contrast, sane human Brian Jones said 'Unlike the comments we have just heard, to simplify people like that is no better than a racist drawing simplifications.'

'There aren't good people and bad people. There are just people. And every one of us is flawed irrespective of background. It's just a case of the degree to which we are flawed.'

'Can someone draw a picture or a venn diagram or something to show these champagne socialist morons this please?'


 
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