Facebook have announced more text services to supplement its Birthday messaging feature it was announced today.
Those who are signed up for Facebook text alerts can simply reply eith the number '1' to an alert it is someone's birthday for good wishes to be posted to their news feed.
But Facebook are going further.
'If our algorithms detect a person fancies you, you will recieve an alert saying 'Do you want to persue casual sex with this person?' and if you reply '69' the system will message your intent to your suitor.' said a Facebolm spokesman.
'You can also book an early place in hell along with those of us who came up eith this service by just texting 666.'
'We have been accused of going too far. I was told I had to text 666 to ensure my place in hell after I suggested people could text 55378008 for a mastectomy.'
'Because it's 'Boobless' upside down on a calculator isn't it?'
'But apparently that's 'sick, crass, mysogynistic and the deranged ramblings of a psychopath' according to my manager.'