Amazon workers who are still conscious, breathing or with a detectable heart beat are lazy, undisciplined undedicated shirkers said Amazon's Chief Operating Officer Malkio Carrera yesterday.
'We expect absolute commitment' said Mr. Carrera.
'Anything less means we may lose a few cents here and there. They add up into dollars. And those dollars belong in the pockets of higher management and the board.'
'Our workers have no right to deprive us of this money. We are willing to provide 24 hour a day shelter in our warehouses. In return you will work until death.'
'Basically, shop till you drop. Or get the fuck out. I want a superyacht.'