James Corden has been offered £3 million to extend his 'Late, Late Show' contract by 2 years it has been announced.
A Kickstarter campaign began as soon as this was announced to double this amount to £6 million to ensure he stays away from Britain for at least that long.
Josh Myles, a student from Hull, started the campaign and after four seconds had already hit £1 million
'I can't stand the thick, loud, gobby cunt' said Myles.
'And I get the feeling that everyone else in Britain feels the same. Anything we can do to keep him there, we have to do. If we keep him there long enough he can apply for citizenship.'
'Then, when he's not looking, we rescind his British citizenship and put him on a no-fly list. Problem solved.'