The Tianjan explosion that caused such a huge loss of life and property has been siezed upon by the Chinese government it has emerged.
Looking to boost the coffers of the Communist Party and the pockets of its leaders, China are selling 4000 burnt out cars on eBay as 'slightly soiled.'
Ignoring the plight of the people of Tianjan and the health and safety nightmare that led to the explosion, the ad reads:
'Cars of various makes for sale. May have suffered slight cosmetic fire damage. Still perfectly functional and driveable with gravity assistance. $2000 each.'
The funds raised are thought to be going to the party's official Drugs & Hookers fund and to bribing other factory owners to screw over their workforce in their 'glorious revolution.'