An invasive species of caterpillar has been noted for its fashion choices of knee length jack boots and small pencil moustaches it was revealed.
Found to be consuming British cabbages and cauliflowers, the species has been described as 'shockingly racist.'
'We have a simpler way for all of you' said Adolf Caterhitler.
'Accept our superiority, and that what is yours is ours to consume, and all will be well.'
'Any caterpillars that are not green are to sent to camps for 're-education.' Under the sole of a boot. Do not resist.'