Libor trader Tom Hayes was jailed yesterday for 14 years after a court found him guilty of being a waste of genetic material and an all round cunt.
Originally accused of manipulating the Libor interest rate, nobody quite understand how it worked or what it was due its preposterous complexity.
Instead, Hayes was simply assumed to be guilty on account of he was firstly a banker and secondly he looked like a greasy, slippery twat
'These financial fraud cases have a level of complexity that beggars belief' said juror Ash Kennedy.
'But it seemed lots of other finance types were saying he was guilty so we went with it.'
'Besides, even if he wasn't guilty, he was a banker and trader and therefore guilty of being a greedy, selfish prehensile cunt.'
'And that's worthy of 14 years isn't it?'