Nestlé, maker of the Yummy Chocolate Things and the Make African Women Dependant On Powdered Milk Things have lost their latest battle with the EU it was announced.
Trying to patent the four finger shape of a Kit Kat, Nestlé have been flicked the Vs by EU judges.
'They didn't invent four fingers' said EU judge Hans Moser.
'That has invented thousands of years ago by 'Fingerbang Finnegan', the notorious masturbator of women.'
'He revolutionised wanking with the four finger flange fap. What a legend.'
'So unless Nestlé come up with something as revolutionary as that, they can go back to killing Africans for profits like the twats they are.'