A selection of random people from Manchester with limited talent have been asked to memorise more than one sentence at a time it emerged yesterday.
Morons with no formal education attempted to spit out whole sentences when they were hired based solely on their looks.
'I don't like being forced to remember things' said Ash Kennedy, star of 'Coronation Street'.
'I was rescused from the top of Blackpool tower once because I forgot I couldn't fly and nearly fell off.'
'I have to be reminded to eat so to be honest I can't remember more than a 4 words at a time. Even one sentence is a push. Usually, what I have to say is written down on big white boards held behind the camera.'
'Well, not written, more drawn. With stick men. In crayon. With the promise of a Dairylea triangle if I get it right.'
