Footage has emerged from 1980s television which may change the way we look at the whole universe.
Going through old archive tapes, Professor Charles Langtree of The Felchfield Institute found an astonishing development.
'Light is not the fastest thing we know. Apparently, you can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit Fitter.'
'This throws into the air our whole view of the cosmos. Text books everywhere will have to be updated. The large hadron collider will have to be rebuilt to accomodate men running round it instead of protons.'
'And of course, E=MKFF2 now. Energy equals mass times Kwik Fit Fitter squared.'
'Pop culture will never be the same either. 'Kwik Fit Fitter My Fire' by The Doors doesn't work. And vampire and werewolf teen angst fest 'TwiKwik Fit Fitter' is a very different film.'
'But I can't wait to see Luke Skywalker kick ass with his Kwik Fit FitterSaber. Might be quite heavy though.'
