Sue Perkins has announced she is glad she has an innoperable brain tumour it was announced.
The benign tumour means she can create memories selectively and completelt forget whatever she wishes.
'It's a boon in the jon when you spend so much time around such an insufferable tit as Paul Hollywood' said Perkins.
'If he stands there listening to a baker spill their guts, and he just shakes his head and walks off, once more I may kill him. So it's best if I forget such memories'
'And his face which looks like a ball of twice risen dough fucked a badger is so punchable I fear for my job sometimes.'
'So deleting this hatred and starting each day afresh for me to rebuild my condemnation from the start is really useful.'
'I don't know how Mel copes. Cocaine is the rumour.'